Things I found on my run today:

1. A woman in a bikini laying spread eagle on a picnic table at a sports field nowhere near the lake.
2. A black thong in a ditch along a road less traveled.
3. My sweat glands.

What A Week

I've experienced so many emotions this week, but the ups have outweighed the downs.

I've lost something, but gained a good friend.

I got accepted into a school.

I got a kick ass tax return.

I've spent time with people I miss and love.

One day I'm on the floor boards, and the next I'm dancing on the ceiling.

Friends

I think I'll become a nun. That seems to be the easiest way.